For all of my wonderful high school friends and those who are bored enough to read about my life, I'm going to try to keep an updated journal here of the more INTERESTING things that happen in my college career ;o). Well, since I know you're all so excited, let me get started...

Oh wait, before you read about my experiences, here is a list (always under construction) of what I have learned at college so far (hint--some of these are inside jokes so you might not GET them):
Monkeys live in aquariums.
The only pet you're allowed to have at Houghton is a monkey.
They feed monkeys to dolphins at Seaworld after they perform tricks.
We are called to be "monkeyers of men."
Monkey eggs are a delicacy.
Fish brains are also a delicacy.
That oldies band? - The Fishees.
Abu is a fish.
Curious George is a fish.
Fish jump through trees.
Fish love bananas.
If you take the orange caps off "toy" guns, they become real.
You can give someone an evil look until they look back at you.
Hats can make you more vulnerable to attack.
Dying your hair is not a good way to get attention.
Perfect fear casts out every love -- aaaah!

And a few quotes:

"I have my finger on the trival!" -- Me

New nicknames section - please ask permission to use any of these from the appropriately named person:

Heidi: aka Ringo, Sparky
Mariah: aka Sparky, Riah, Trouble

Ok, now I can get on with my life: